The elephant, ant, and monkey

One day, while an elephant was walking through the woods,

she got a thorn stuck in her foot. She saw an ant passing and

asked him to help her get the thorn out.

The ant asked, "What do I get in return?"

The elephant replied, "If you get it out, you can, oh, I don't

know, fuck me up the ass."

So the ant gets busy taking the thorn out. When he finally gets

it out he looks up at the elephant and says "OK it's out, are

you ready?"

The elephant thinks, "Hey, what's a little ant gonna do

anyway?"

The ant climbs up, positions himself, and starts fucking away.

A monkey is up in a tree and is watching the goings-on. He's

just incredulous. After a bit, it starts to get so funny, the

monkey starts to laugh -- and in doing so, knocks a coconut

down from the tree and onto the elephant's head.

"Owww!" says the elephant.

The humping ant says, "Take it all, bitch!"